I love tomatos so much these are absolutely immaculate I dont know what I would do or where I would be without the life alteringly scrumptious tomatos that turned my lide in an entirely new direction I owe my life to these tomatos I would sacrafice my family for a png the the glory of the wonderous power given by the objectivly best vegtable created and practicly biogenecly engineered for our delight why waste such an opportunity on something dumb like taxes or food when the tomatoes are waiting to give you the answers that can lead to a realm of goodness hidden by corporate america who slow you down with stupid insagnificant things meant to slow you down like grammmaer they dont want us to realize the truth that shall set you free punctuation and backspace is a lie if you know what i mean then i didnt make a mistake no open your eyes break through see through the seeds hellen keller was never real they want us to believe that she could read write know multiple languages publich 12 books fly a plane and be a mechanic no take a stand realize the truth in tomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoesestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoestomatoes I will now write out the lyrice of the tomato song C C C C
C C F G
I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me
C C F G
I wouldn’t say I hate them and they’re not my enemy
F C F G
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
C C F G C G CC
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy
Now you might like tomatoes and that’s ok with me
But please don’t put one on my plate or SPLAT one on my knee
Spaghetti sauce, tomato soup, I love with all my heart
But I don’t like tomatoes, they always make me far too unhappy
Maybe you thought there’d be a happy ending to this song
Like I’d try a tomato and realize I was wrong
But no such luck, this song ends the same way it did start
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me
I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me
I wouldn’t say I hate them but you won’t find one near me
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me
F G C G C F G C G C
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappyC C C C
C C F G
I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me
C C F G
I wouldn’t say I hate them and they’re not my enemy
F C F G
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
C C F G C G CC
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me far too unhappy
Now you might like tomatoes and that’s ok with me
But please don’t put one on my plate or SPLAT one on my knee
Spaghetti sauce, tomato soup, I love with all my heart
But I don’t like tomatoes, they always make me far too unhappy
Maybe you thought there’d be a happy ending to this song
Like I’d try a tomato and realize I was wrong
But no such luck, this song ends the same way it did start
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me
I don’t like tomatoes and I don’t think they like me
I wouldn’t say I hate them but you won’t find one near me
We do our best to co-exist by staying far apart
I don’t like tomatoes they always make me
F G C G C F G C G C
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